Puli de ţap

Pentru aia care au sarbatorit sfantul valentin:

The eve of the Roman feast of Lupercalia. Naked youths would run through Rome, anointed with the blood of sacrificed dogs and goats, waving thongs cut from the goats. If a young woman was struck by the thong, fertility was assured. Pope Gelasius I decided this was a bit too much, and co-opted the Roman holiday to be the Feast of St. Valentine in 484 A.D. (dailyrotten)

"Ah, iubirea mea, o zi minunata, o ocazie speciala, una unica, inedita, desi sarbatorita de milioane si milioane de alti fraieri spalati pe creier de mecdonaldisti, hai sa-ti demonstrez cat de mult te iubesc, hai sa pun pula asta de tzap mort pe tine ca sa poti face muuuuulti copii si sa traim impreuna fericiti pana la adanci batraneti!".